Joe's Bio

Your Crew Chief might be a Redneck if...

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A parody of Jeff Foxworthy's famous redneck jokes!

Your Crew Chief might be a redneck if.....

His aircraft has more teeth than he does

He's sure he can fix that upper UHF radio problem with some aluminum foil

Thinks a CB radio is a good back-up to the main UHF

Calls his aircraft "The General Lee" and has "BossHog" painted on the door

Internet "screen name" is BossHog

Considers a roll of duct tape the most important tool in his tool box

Wants to install a gun rack behind the ejection seat

Brings fried chicken and pinto beans for lunch with a moon-pie and Dr. Pepper for desert (also puts peanuts in his Dr. Pepper)

Thinks racein' and wrestlin' are the two major sports in the USA and Fox is the best TV station ever (also believes wrestlin' is real)

Thinks the A-10 is the prettiest darn aircraft in the USAF

Is a card carrying member of the NRA and LOVES the GAU-8A Avenger cannon

Thinks 90 degrees and 98% humidity is a nice day and doesn't know what "dry heat" means

One of his Favorite sayings is....I live so far back in the hills that we have to pipe-in sunshine and they pipe-out moonshine

Actually knows where the Masin' Dixsin' line is..and has never been north of it

Knows someone (probably in his family) who believe the "South shall rise again!"